11 GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP
YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE
1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too
hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up?
2. Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get
money, start spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and
recall how you spent it.
3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money: How
can you save when you
earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.
earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.
4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the
'uneducated': How can you, a graduate, engage in e-commerce, petty trading or
home- based business? That is for people who never went to school.
5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes
from heaven and gives you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you
get millions of Dollars ? Even
though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred
shillings, you as a smart person can only start with millions.
though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred
shillings, you as a smart person can only start with millions.
6. Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame
the system, the
government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.
government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer
products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer.
8. Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest
clothes among all the workers in your office. Whenever your neighbor buys a new
phone, get one that is more expensive.
9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than
three times your gross monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long
enough to hinder the
implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.
implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.
10. Give your children everything they ask for since you are
such a loving parent and they should not struggle for anything because you do
not want them to suffer. That’s way; they will grow up lazy and hence too poor
to add value to the community.
11. Ignore God after all He's A Spirit and may be too
irrelevant for today's challenges... He would not understand.
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